Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Boo chug-a-luga Google

 All too often, I hear these words, “yea I did that before”. OK, smart ass, when? At a friends house, OK, what's their name? You get the point, everyone knows how to use the Google box to get enough information just to be ignorant. In fact, I just read a tweet that said, “help a brother out, I’m at the airport”. First of all, I know for fact this guy is white, therefore not a “brother” and secondly, what kind of numb nut do you have to be to depend on twitter to help you get a ride from the airport? My point, some people are not worthy to be followed, on Twitter or in real life. Martial Arts have developed from trial and error, sweat, blood and the cracking of some bones. Or as my friend and elder at church Dan says, “ I may have to snap their neck”. Oh, he's a retired State Trooper, so he knows what its like to be un-googles(new work-take that BBKF), alone to fend for himself. Might I add, on a cold, dark, snowy night, on the side of a deserted highway. So, when your getting your butt handed to you, what you gonna Google? Maybe, I should have signed up for the GBU and learned a thing or two. Oh, selfish promotion...